tumblarcissist

someone obsessed with their own tumblr, a tumblr narcissist.

person: oh em gee, will you stop looking at your own blog? you're such a tumblarcissist.

by janaruby July 28, 2013

tubtarded

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.

I am so tubtarded I can't even move.

by Emski October 30, 2006

tumbliarism

when someone steals a witty and/or funny tumblr post and uses it on another social networking site, posing it as their own.

Wow, that status is so uncharacteristically clever--she must be guilty of tumbliarism.

Did you see that picture he instagrammed? There's no way he took that great of a shot--it's totally tumbliarism.

by d1s June 17, 2013

Tublard

Eating a tub of lard, yum.

Tublard:

Friend: Is that a tub of lard?
Me: *slurps* yes.
Friend: Nice

by Lard muncher April 6, 2021

turbotard

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.

"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."

by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025