Telemarketer

A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their bullshit sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on the sweaty brown residue between the anus and testicles.

ME: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: Hello, is this Mr. (my name)?
ME: Yes, how can I help you?
TELEMARKETER: Hi! I represent the Federal Guarantee Life Insurance Company, and I'd like to talk to you about--
ME: Excuse me...there's someone at my door. Could you hold on for a moment?
TELEMARKETER: Sure!
(I go off to watch TV and return five minutes later)
ME: You still there?
TELEMARKETER: Yes.
ME: Fuck you, dickwad. --click--

by Rollo & Biff January 6, 2009

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Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

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Tuleen

Tuleen is beautiful and has a great personality. she can become friends with anyone. She is very smart and is a great best friend.she is funny but serious and understanding. she is the only person i truly trust :)

Sammie: "I am hanging out with Tuleen later."

Coco: "I love her! She is so sweet."

by gghhh November 1, 2010

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