Trumpty Dumpty

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)

"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"

by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016

Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Trumpet-leg

It's Horn-knee (horny) you absolute moron.

Hey babe my parents aren't home and I'm 🎺🦵 (trumpet-leg)

by KiwiZiggyX November 14, 2019

puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

by wendigodude January 26, 2018

Booty trumpet

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".

Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.

by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019