Trumpetier

One who blindly and ignorantly touts Donald Trumps praises, expresses themselves through bullying and ranting, and has no clue what it means to be a truly productive citizen of the USA.

Suddenly more and more of my consertive friends have lost their senses and have become Trumpetiers.

by AzRythm June 21, 2016

trumpence

The internal discomfort felt with the dawning realization that something ingested will result in a noise so loud and embarrassing that a fanfare will pale in comparison.

Though Brexit has given those in the UK widespread trumpence, citizens of the US may soon experience an even worse outbreak.

by The Urban Observer July 16, 2016

Trumpence

The act of insincerely apologizing after making a racist/bigoted/ misogynist/ bullying joke in mixed company.

Only a few people in the room laughed at the horrible joke told by the business man turned politician. He displayed a fair amount of Trumpence but you could hear people's eyes rolling two states over.

by jmauk July 15, 2016

Trumpence

When you have to vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

Help, the gentleman in the bathroom has a bad case of Trumpence!

by MadMaxx1999 November 15, 2016

trumpence

The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.

“You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”

by TheLastDragon July 15, 2016

TrumPenceageddon

The combined efforts of two amazingly incompetent buffoons in the context of COVID-19 mismanagement compared to alternative global efforts; unbelievably poor decision making capacity which will cost many lives, billions of dollars and an undetermined time for economic recovery.

Hey, the world MUST be close to ending...TrumPenceageddon shows up on the news with a 'special report...it's ALL GOOD' Make sure your ass is OPEN WIDE to accept a fer-REAL load of untruth...

by YAWA March 15, 2020

Trumpence

The slow feeling of regret after realization that a decision was a huge mistake.

I am feeling a bit of Trumpence after eating that last burrito. It probably was not a wise decision.

I am afraid that I would start to feel Trumpence if I dated Sally. She has had 15 boyfriends in the last month.

by Jimmi Bean July 15, 2016