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Trollge Comic

A variation of a rage comic which features very edgy jokes, brutal pictures, and creepy renditions of the trollface. Typically at the end of a trollge comic, there is some kind of incident, for instance, "The Lone World Incident".
Person 1: Did you see that trollge comic I sent you?
Person 2: No I haven't yet, but it looks pretty creepy.
by Equinox56 March 30, 2021
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Trollge face

A creture that will do incedents
by helloiamsean June 11, 2021
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National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED
Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.
by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021
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multiversal god (trollge)

the multiversal god is the second more biggest trollge
you might get a idea of the power he has with just say his name
just one trollge can defeat him that trollge is the omniversal devouer
multiversal god (trollge): im the biggest trollge no one can kill me!
omniversal devouer: you sure about that
multiversal god. exe has stopped working
by springroberto2020 January 12, 2022
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Trollge FST incident

Date log
June 21st, 2043, Entry: The trollge has been placed into a trap to watch h*ntai. He has been addicted, and has been successfully moved into base. The FST is on the way, and time is running out.

Log 2: He has been strapped and the FST is ready, liquids have to be readied.

Log 3: The FST is ready to be used, preparing for ejection.

Log 4: He has disappeared, we presume he is dead.
The Trollge FST incident is a state secret.
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Trollge

The Trollge is coming soon. Seek shelter before the troll-face is released.

Any attempt at resistance is futile.

Covering yourself in oil is seemed to protect you.
by The Trollge October 9, 2021
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The Trollge

The Trollge is a trollface. A trollface with some weird intentions.

The trollge seeks to be something. Take 'The Weeping God' Incident. The Antichrist tells Trollge to do... something, and he became the Weeping God after it.
Then, take the New Gods incident. I think he covers himself in oil, then removes his skin. Then he becomes this... thing.
The Trollge is a demented version of trollface.
Jimothy: WTH!!!! It's the Trollge!

Trollge: M̴͈̼̥̙͙͇̰̈̈́́̉̾̿̒̔ǫ̶̡̘͚̾̋̑̈́͊̔̃r̴̠̤̜̼̝͊͐͌̏͘͜t̶̜̺̗̲̹̞̠͉͉͗̂̀̚a̶̯̩̜̼̓͆̀͒͆̚͠ḽ̶̢̢̡̣̝̟̩͆̇̋̐ ̵̢̛̜̜̟̘͖̲̄́̀̔͛͑́͜͠y̴̡̬̼͊̊͜o̴͖̣̥̩̊̀̋̑̔u ̬̥̠̜̤͇̠̳͉̈͛̓̈́̒̇̓ ̶̯̀ḩ̶̡̮̺͊͆̀̎̒̉̀̚̚͝a̶̡̲̜̰̤͎̎͂̅̐̓̕̕ͅv ̡̨͉̻͇̞̬̮̞̉̈̒͐̏̈́̏̌́͘e̶͖̔͗̎̑̍̑̈́͋͝͝ ̵̡̛̗̹͍͎̲̖͍̱̔̂͂͒̂b̴̙͖̰̗̺̗͉̱́̈́̆̈́͘͘͝e̵̹̭͚͇̻͖̺̟͆͛͒̓̒͊̚͝ͅë̴͚̪̭́̓ṉ̴̡̺͇̤̥̮̀̿́̌͋͐̚ ̶͓̗̦̖̥̟̼̹̊̾͘c̴̼̲̖̥̊͊̎̏̉͌̕h ̖̗̱͇̋͑́͒o ̡̡̳̹̼͍̮̹̗̱͋̉̊͗͒͘͠s ͙̿̓̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈e ̨̩̺̣̞̟̰̼̆̈́̕n ̗͙̲͕̰̈ ̴͖͝t̵̢̢̨̮̜̰͔͔̓͐͂͘ȍ̶̳̭̋̊̓̒̀͋͑̍͘͜ ̶̢̡̭̘̰̤̕s ̧̨̯̤̞̽̽͐̿̈̑ú̶̠͗̎́̆͐̑̑r ̢̛̲̞̜̦̄́̎͋͆̏v̴͖͈͙̹̘̬̱͕̓̏̕i̵̞̦͔̬̫̻̚v̴̛͈̫̘̜͔̫̂͒̄̀̾̇̏͝ĕ̴̛̙̼̘͉̰̩̎͠ ̨͙͍̱͚̭͆̅m ̡̱̝͎̬̮̙̭̖̓͠ȩ̴̢͚̫̪̈̈́̾͂́̄̚͠͝.̴̨̬͔̟͓͓̖̺̫̀̾̂́̍͗̚ ̵̡̩̗̯̹͔̟̬̟̿̽̈͆̒̈́K ̭̫͔͙͕̱̐͛̈́̍͘ ̵̛̩̪̙́͊̑͒̎̓́̑͠ͅĬ̴̡̘̙͕̦̫̠̞͔͓͐̓̿̈̕͘͘ ͚̭̟͠L̴̯͇͇̤͎͉̪̼̩͔͊̓̄͌̐̏̀͂̾ ̞͔̣͇̣̥͈̰͓̈͛̏̔̋͐̓̆͘͠ͅL̵̢̯͚̼̱̺̪͂̈ ̬̿S̶̺̽͑̈̅͆̅̓̽ ̵̢̨̭͔̬͉̙̯͕͖̓̆͑̇̇͋͒̋̐̚A ͖̓͒̑̚ ̺̫̠͚̹̀̃̅͊͑̈́͑̍̏͘M̵̡̳̩̲͓̟̰̝̓̋͑̂̃̇̋͜͠͠ ̶̡̛̼̣̜̮̼̖̍̉́̈́̿͝ͅM ̡͎͔͈̱͔̇́͐ ̶͇͉͙͚̗̤̺̳̲̅̚͜Y ̟͔͈͊̊̉͒͊̔̓̊̋͘ ̴̝̠̪̘̤̝̥͎͗̀͗̉

Jimothy: No, get shot. *shoots*

Trollge: Ť̴̮̖̲̗̺̆͐̀̄͊̒̂͜H̵̩̘͂̂́̾̀̾̓͜E̵̹͚͒̆͊͝ ̴͈̆́̄͝Ǎ̶̖̤̯͓̭͇̼͕N̵̨̠̯̩̞̳͕̓̏̊T ͈̟͓͇̠̊̎͊͜͝I ͔̖͇̍̐͜C̴̙̘̪̗͈͋̏H̶̝͙̻̹̰͗̍̍͆̚R ̪̩̼͇̜͇̍̓͌͋͜͜I ̨̹͒͗͋̅͂̃̅S ̧̗̫̗̟̙̓̽̒Ţ̵̙͚͖̞̜̤͔͛ ̶̠̳̪̘̼̥̾͊T ̣̲͇̤̲͔͂͊͒́̐́̚E̵͔̠̤̩͇̙̮͠L̵̢̡͓͔̋͛͋̒̃͝L̴̰͊͒̾͂͘S̴̡̟̳̱̘͑ ̵̨̀͌͐͝M̴̻̘̆͘Ȩ̵̪̬̲͉̖̤̪̀̉̈́ ̴̛͍̦́̈́̆̓͊͝T̴͙͖̞͙͎̃̈́O ̬̹̟̹͉̯̙̣́̋͑͘͝ ̶̪̳̠̖̼̂̏K̴̢̺͎̦̤̀̋̊̑Ĩ̵̡̻̹̞̲͙̓͆͆L̵̦̩̈̒L̴̦̙̺̯̝̝̻͋̍ͅ ͎̬̦̤̯̖̬̫̈̉̀̈́̉̄́̌Y ̛̤͈͉̇͛̈́́͑̈́̚Ȏ̶̗̭͙̈́̋̽͠U ̟̩̖͌͗͋̀̐̋̓̀.̶̯̥̰̑́̑͂̓͝ ̧͉͓̩͗̐̐͘̕͠Ḏ̶͍͋́͌ ̡̰͈̏͂̉̇͝͠ ̴̳̃̃̉ ̧̪͓̗̖̦̫̮̈́I̵̡̡͖̦͆̀̏̄͠ ̴̧̈́̇̇ ̶͔͓̻͝ ͙̜̼̉͂́̑̒̚E ̥̻̬̼͈̼̺͖͛́
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
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