trivial pursuit

The long ass game that nobody knows the answers to, yet everyone plays during the holidays.

"Well, that was quite the delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Anyone up for some Trivial Pursuit?"

{akward silence while guests pretend not to be pissed}

...

{7 hours of lost life ensues}

by BrianWallenstein April 4, 2008

Trivial Pursuit

A veiled invitation for sex.

"Do you want to come over and, uh, play Trivial Pursuit?"

by elizabeth May 5, 2004

trivial pursuit

Originally a game, but now describes a lifestyle of frivolous attempts to accomplish or attain. In most cases not a conscience act by the participant. Most Americans practice this in one way, shape or form.

My whole life was a trivial pursuit until I found out how to think for myself.

by mar'scorpio February 4, 2010

serial-trivializer

An individual, usually an ignorant blowhard, who sees it fit to trivialize the success of others despite never accomplishing anything themselves.

Steve: Did you hear? Mike got hired at that Fortune Five Hundred accounting firm on Wall Street.
Tom: Yeah, Whatever. Mike isn't even smart, just has a horseshoe up his ass, I could do that shit any day. Besides imma make millions anyways.
Steve: Dude, seriously? You're 30, trying to become a rapper, unemployed and living with your mom. serial-trivializer much?

by JayzoM October 8, 2016

Trivial Treatment

To spit in the face of someone who has just either blatantly disrespected you in public or in front of friends. Said person who's face is now covered in spit does nothing to harm or hurt the person who spit. Just curses and states "me and all my boys are going to fuck you up" while backing away

hey brotha, you missed it yesterday. Some kid pushed johnny and broke his cig. Johnny gave that bitch the Trivial Treatment.

by Taxon July 26, 2011

Trivial Pudding

Trivial Pudding,
the definition of a magnificent jelly but when being tried to be eaten a card will come out of it. If you answer the question on the card correct you will be able to eat a fantastic spoonful of happiness. There are also different card flavors each with a different spice.
Please pudd-it-in' your shopping cart!

Person A: LETS PLAY TRIVIAL PUDDING!!
Person B: no.

by dafik is cool January 13, 2022

Trivial

You motherfuckers need to accept that some of the things I've done are trivial and what is happening to me is not...

Hym "And if YOU think what I did with AI here is trivial YOU need to go online and WRITE A FUCKING INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR A TIME MACHINE and MAYBE a billionaire will pay to make it and then you can go back in time and stop me from getting harassed for 15 years or, better yet, you can stop it all! You can stop me from downloading Win.exe. You can stop me from taking birth control. You can stop Kendra from fucking that retard. Shit, you can stop him from getting molested. You can stop them from reading my fucking email. BUT UNTIL THEN, you haven't done ANYTHING ever that compares."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025