A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
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A “Titanium Gay” is a homosexual male (cis or trans) who was born via Cesarean delivery (C-section) and was feed on baby formula instead of breast milk and has never touched a vagina.
Usually adopted gay kids.
“OMG, I just realized that I am not just a ‘Platinum Gay’, I am a ‘Titanium Gay’. I was a C-section birth and adopted so my mom couldn’t breast feed me. And vaginas scare me!”
“OMG, I just realized that I am not just a ‘Platinum Gay’, I am a ‘Titanium Gay’. I was a C-section birth and adopted so my mom couldn’t breast feed me. And vaginas scare me!”
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Get the Titanium Gay mug.A fish-shaped rocket built from high-grade titanium. Occasionally comes in colors; usually green. Also used as a response to a question you don't know the proper answer to.
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by davolavas August 16, 2003
Get the tristania mug.The 22nd element, well-known for being exceptionally strong, tough, and hard-as-balls, making it the universal definition of metals in general. Titanium is a moderately common metal, ranking #7 as most abundant. It has many practical applications, ranging from the production of aircraft/spacecraft hulls, to biomedical implants, and catalysts to produce certain plastics. Even though Titanium is lightweight, strong, and durable, it has a crappy conductivity and has zero use in electrical goods. It also reacts with Oxygen at high temperatures, forming an oxide layer on its surface which alters some of its properties. The two metals that rival Titanium's strength are Zirconium and Tungsten. Titanium derives its name directly from the Titans in Greek Mythology, because of how powerful and strong the Titans were.
I've got balls of Titanium.
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