Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018

The Tree Trunk

Penile Gesture: The Tree Trunk involves a man pulling down his lower article of clothing just enough to see the base of his penis. This gesture can also be combo'd with pubic hair which could be the "roots" or bushes under a tree.

After him getting me with the goat i got him right back with the tree trunk.

by GregJason April 7, 2011

Rings On Your Tree Trunk

A person using jlova langauge, talking about how big your dick is.

Hey Fupa Troppa how many Rings On Your Tree Trunk.
Fupa Troopa: wtf

by DeLarsh January 23, 2009

Tree Trunked

When a teenaged girl takes a abnormally large penis in her vaj

dude tracy got tree trunked the other day by jake

by HP Guy June 27, 2010

tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012

Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick

John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth

by misssuckit June 3, 2010