Transparent Ginger

A ginger ( see "ginger") characterized by extreme opaque skin as well as hair.

"Katelyn Smith is a transparent ginger"

by HSMF's April 2, 2008

transparent navel

A code name term for an indiviudal who has his head up his ass. The only way to navigate when one has his head up his ass is to have a transparent navel.

Hey Moe! I think our boss has a transparent navel!

by Moe June 10, 2004

Transparent

A parental figure, who through either divorce, occupation, or general neglect must travel across many miles in order to interact with offspring, and is rendered nearly invisible in average family life.

Kid 1: Who was that guy with you and your sister last night?

Kid 2: Oh, Chuck? That's my was my dad. Ever since he fucked that waitress, he's been my Transparent.

by Z Incredible Hulk February 18, 2010

transparency

A quality in which a finite space has an infinite number of limina.

Transparency is self-internally clear because the finite space has a countably infinite number of liminal layers.

This renders the surface transparent.

by zanderfin December 18, 2019

Transparency Mode

An AirPod Pro feature that allows outside noise in

Simp: I love my new AirPod pros! They cancel out any bad music people are playing around me!
Pimp: Have you heard of Transparency mode?
Simp: What’s that?
Pimp: it’s a feature that gives simps the SUSPECT ability to listen to how real pimps talk!

by Lfotcat June 10, 2020

transparent hypocrisy

the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent

Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);

- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill

by op_position February 5, 2010

Transparenthood

(n.) The state, position, or relation of a horrible parent charading as a successful parent, regardless of the obvious truth.

Your kids are all well dressed criminals due to your transparenthood, you hypocritical idiot.

by Belthazarus March 15, 2010