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Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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Trans Lab

The trans lab is a room located in the Computer Science building at Stony Brook University. The trans lab is a research facility run by Stony Brook Hospital to study rare diseases while using computer science students as guinea pigs.
Shit, I spent all week in the trans lab, now I have full blown AIDS
by violetgem December 10, 2010
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Trans Am GTA

A muscle car built by GM's Pontiac that started being built in 1987. These cars are 3rd generation Pontiac Firebird Trans Ams powered with the 5.7 liter L98 V8 that was originally in the Corvette. GTA stands for Gran Turismo Americano. Stock these cars came with 245 horse power and 345 ft-lbs of torque. The GTA ended production in 1992 due to the redesigning of the Firebird.
by 1990GTATransAM January 5, 2015
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Wild Transamerican Beast

A creature of Vegas known for screwing women with his limp penis in the suites at Imperial Palace.
That wild transamerican beast will fuck anything with his limp dick!
by WTAB Admirer September 6, 2012
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Trans Mackey

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.
Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.
by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021
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transancestral

A person who embraces another culture or country other than they're parental heritage as they're own. They adopt the music, lifestyle , culture and language as they're own, and identify with that particular culture or country.
As a transancestral , I don't identify with my parents heritage to me I feel that I belong to a different culture.
by Snake Master July 12, 2016
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Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.
Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.
by badmitionfury September 15, 2019
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