Skip to main content

Holy Trainer

A device like a dick cage but worse. Used as a BDSM type of Toy, The male's shaft is coated in hard plastic, & upon getting a boner, the penis will simply fill the trainer.
"Wife just locked me in a Holy Trainer. What do?"
by AkatsukiSwag May 31, 2015
mugGet the Holy Trainer mug.

athletic trainer

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
by atc December 16, 2005
mugGet the athletic trainer mug.

Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.
by Baudelaire August 21, 2013
mugGet the Personal Trainer mug.

dolphin trainer

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......
by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007
mugGet the dolphin trainer mug.

Personal Trainer

The gym world's version of a Dominatrix.
I gave my personal trainer $75 to make me cry and she did.
by wordwhoretoo November 18, 2010
mugGet the Personal Trainer mug.

Ace Trainer jason

Hey he is a ace trainer jason!
by AbsolAlex November 24, 2011
mugGet the Ace Trainer jason mug.

I got muscles like Superman trainer

This is calling back to a song from chance the rapper’s 2019 debut album, The big day and particularly the song, hot shower.
These are the first main lyrics used by chance to convey to the listener. That he has muscles like Superman trainer. This means to the person who says this that he has muscles from the hero, Superman and also from a trainer, particularly an athletic one.
“Hey Jim”
“ I got muscles like Superman trainer
“ oh you must be strong, me to”
by E000000000005 November 27, 2019
mugGet the I got muscles like Superman trainer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email