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Tracking My Package

When a lady wants your cock in her life
"She keeps asking if i am single and what i do after work, she's really tracking my package"
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 13, 2013
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Tracking game

While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself
Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!
by Edge master200 April 2, 2024
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Tracking my IP address

Yeah, my IP address doesn't show where I am actually. It says I'm in Chicago. I'm not in Chicago. Anyone telling you that they are trying find me by way of my IP address is LYING to you. Someone is bouncing the IP address around on my phone. It's likely whoever is organizing the stalking and harassment (now but not initially) and it's likely REE-lon and his mental-Ree Lon-tarded friends. But I will literally tell you where I am and whenever you want. Sam Sedar and Friends or anyone watching the live stream already know. You may be asking yourself "Well then why aren't they doing anything about the child murder?" And it's because they don't actually care about the child murder. They just want me to not get credit and money and child murder prevent be from getting that. They are trying to create, like, a faux catch 22 that is ultimately just going to leave one or more of you without a child and a few of you without a career.
Hym "SO! Tracking my IP address will only work if it stops showing that I'm in Chicago when I am not. If someone is telling you that they are doing that to try and find me, they are lying and likely are the one who are the cause of the fact that my IP address doesn't show my real location. I find the possibility that someone tried to track my IP address to kill my hilarious. I heard a story about a family that got home invasioned and tortured to death for 'Things that were said on the internet' and there is a non-zero percent change the some of you got murdered as a result of people trying to kill me and that is exactly why allowing people to take the law into their own hands was a bad idea. Because these people are dumb. They will and likely have killed the wrong people and if you would just stop doing this, the risk of this happening would decrease. But you or your kid dying is not going to make me regret doing this. It's not going to make THEM regret doing this. It's just going to make YOU regret allowing this to persist if you end up being the one who pays the price. And then they are going to try to convince you to blame me because if they can get you to blame me they are somehow magically absolved of their guilt and complicity. So don't let them do it guys. Sunk cost fallacy is a fallacy. They WILL IN FACT throw you kid's life in the trash."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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fast-tracking

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.
Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.
by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017
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two tracking

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin
For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.
by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015
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Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?
by Nearchow November 23, 2011
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snail tracking

snail tracking is a sexual activity in which a girl passes her pussy over a guys face and leaves a trace of slime. pretty much everyday thing but a nice new name for it though...
by jogurtek October 27, 2008
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