the 33 year old Irish actor (born December 15, 1972) who many feel made it "big" during his role of Lestat de Lioncourt in the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned. He is also well known for his role of Dorian Gray in LXG or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and About Adam. He is currently dating Charlize Theron. Stuart Townsend is hands down the sexiest man on earth.
"oh my gosh, have you seen stuart townsend as lestat?!"
"definitely!! that concert scene just about made me faint."
"concert scene?! psh that's nothing compared to the rose bath!!"
"definitely!! that concert scene just about made me faint."
"concert scene?! psh that's nothing compared to the rose bath!!"
by arielkelsey September 6, 2007
Get the stuart townsend mug.A small middle class bedroom community located in the north/central section of Massachusetts on the New Hampshire/Massachusetts border. The town's public school system and athletic programs are remarkably mediocre. So, many families from Townsend with money or ambition send their children to one of the many local private schools (St. Bernards, Bishop Guertin, Cushing Academy, Groton School, Lawrence Academy) rather than Townsend's public high school, North Middlesex Regional. Most kids who do end up attending North Middlesex Regioanl are rednecks or stoners who love to smoke blunts and Marlboro Lights, drink Budweiser (probably bought at State Line in NH), use racial stereotypes, and suck at sports. Other than high school football games and substance abuse, Townsend has nothing to do. If you want to do anything else you have to travel to a surrounding community (Fitchburg, Pepperell, Groton, Leominster, Nashua, Lowell). These factors result in a serious lack of civic pride in Townsend.
The demographics of Townsend are very homogeneous as most of the town's population is comprised of white christians.
The town historically votes Republican.
The demographics of Townsend are very homogeneous as most of the town's population is comprised of white christians.
The town historically votes Republican.
I used to live in Townsend, Massachusetts. Here's an example of a conversation I might have heard in high school...
Townsend Kid 1: Dude I heard there's a kegger in
Timberlee Park.
Townsend Kid 2: Yeah, let's go pick up weed in Pepperell, rip a few bowls, park at the high school, and then head over.
Townsend Kid 1: I hope only white kids are there.
Townsend Kid 2: Of course!
Townsend Kid 1: Dude I heard there's a kegger in
Timberlee Park.
Townsend Kid 2: Yeah, let's go pick up weed in Pepperell, rip a few bowls, park at the high school, and then head over.
Townsend Kid 1: I hope only white kids are there.
Townsend Kid 2: Of course!
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To trash a musical instrument, most commonly a guitar, in a moment of passion. Takes its name from The Who's lead guitarist Pete Townshend.
by Izzy D January 24, 2008
Get the Townshend mug.A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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there comes a time for every vampire....when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily...unbearible...living in the shadows....feeding in the darkness..with only your own company to keep.........
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by akasha November 1, 2004
Get the stuart townsend mug.Is a very good looking guy he acts like he's not good enough.He is very kind , sometimes shy and very loving and caring.He loves Tacos and all food. He's very smart guy.He is a good athlete with a lot of friends . He enjoys hanging out with them especially his Mexican friends. If you have a Townsend in your life you are very lucky
Townsend is very nice
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