Tomball High School

The pride of Texas where everyday is a good day to be a Cougar

Tomball High School, 'You are the pride of Texas"

by cougar2012 March 17, 2011

Tomball

A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"

by Nigel Chaos July 30, 2008

Tomball

A cute town in Houston, Texas.

Ginny: I would LOVE to visit Tomball! It sounds cute!
Hermione: I know right! And best of all, it’s in Houston too!

by -Sunshine May 20, 2018

tomball

school in south east texas that includes homophobia, racism, and sexism. everyone is stuck in the 1800's and refuse to move on. most people are religious fanatics and obsessed with christianity so there's never a shortage of dumbass comments

you go to tomball? well i'm guessing you're either redneck, or stupid

by anonymous034589 April 22, 2015

Tow ball tuggie

When two men take a tow hitch and insert each end in their anuses (square end and ball end) and the square end receiver crawls on the floor towing the other man behind him.

Marco and victor like to take turns during tow ball tuggie.

by Jason mcgregor April 8, 2021

tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe

oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.

by umm ok. February 15, 2024

Toeball

When a guy cums on a girl’s feet, licks it off, and then the couple kisses.

I got wet wet when I got toeballed last night and was immediately ready for round 2.

by Noodnoodle May 23, 2024