Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.

Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL

by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011

Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

Tosilog

A Filipino breakfast plate consisting of Tocino, Sinangag, and Itlog (pork, Pinoy Rice, and egg)

Gusto ko'ng Tosilog ni Tita Tita (I like Auntie Tita's Tosilog).

by Shaun Quismorio August 19, 2003

Tossichello Indie

Tossichello indie tossjk𝜀llo jndj, also defined as chill dude who likes to listen to indie music and to smoke joints quite often. But he’s not only this: he talks about geopolitics, or/and is a bit of an artist.
In his tastes we include rolling his own cigarettes, drinking cheap bear and going to contemporary exibitions that no one understands.
It's a vibe, so you cannot learn it. (Aka intrinsic vibe)

“Hey look at that dude with long hair in a bun! He must be a tossichello indie”

by Lux1711 October 29, 2022

tossier

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.

How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.

by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013

tossing off

to masterbate.

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.

by nick April 10, 2003

tonsil slurp

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils

He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006