Double Toss off

When two guys jerk off together as a form of male bonding.

Tyler and Griffin did a double toss off to solidify their new found friendship.

Double Toss off by j.ohnsavage December 4, 2020

Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Seismic Toss

A sexual act in which the male gyrates his pelvis in a rotating motion while recieving oral sex.

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a seismic toss while we were listening to Prince!"
"Niiiice."

Seismic Toss by Master Machoke February 13, 2009

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011

Sludge toss 

When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)

Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”

Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”

Sludge toss by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012