Tortuga Tickle

Using your robotic 2nd thumb to make a one-handed awkward turtle sign in order to simultaneously rub the taint and the clit while finger-banging your girl.

She's never cum so hard as she did after I got her with the Tortuga Tickle.

by PicklesMD September 8, 2017

tortugan

coined by James Downard, The term "tortugan" describes someone who holds so keen to an idea that they arent even willing to actually discuss it, protecting their mind like a tortoise (spanish: tortuga) protects itself with its shell.

Creationists are so tortugan, arguing with them is like trying to smell the color of 9.

by chrischi3 October 14, 2017

Tortune

When the Dr. McGillicuddy’s last word on the bottom of the bottle looks like a T instead of an F

Fuck u Aaron it says Tortune

by Randythechickenman October 19, 2019

Tortuga

My first car

Tortuga went for a ride

by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020

Tortuga

Cute, silly, and smart animal that unfortunately hides in his shell when the light shines upon him. Regardless if it is sunshine or not, he hides in his protective place.

Brown eye: hey come out and play. The queen of light is shinning down, don’t be a tortuga!

by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020

Tortona

Plump, thicc vagina like a torta

Tienes una tortona bien rica

by Mellow_Fellow January 7, 2023

Tortinator

A person who has the ability to go back in time to copulate with all tortas.

Bro, did you see the tortinator rolling around in a Honda fit targeting all those tortas?

by Savage J.P August 12, 2025