torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 5, 2009

torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019

Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011

torp whore

A nickname for someone who overuses torpedos in a navy/battleship game (i.e. NavyField)

Holy crap, that torp whore just sent 20 torps toward us!

by nopyo November 12, 2007

Torps

Tittiez that resemble torpedos

Kelsey has torps

by Kdavis420 August 25, 2014

Torp Order

Torp Order is a Scott Order copy found by torp a member in floofs and harm nation

Torp Order is basically just the Scott Order.

by Xxxfi October 27, 2025

Torp

Torp or torping the act of anticipating good oral sex, but receiving straight teeth leading to discomfort and disappointment

I met this girl yesterday and she gave me straight torp

I met this girl, and i was not ready for the torping i received

by notveryanonymous November 30, 2024