tork

Immature troll on an online game with an open group chat feature. Typically asks for high-level assistance, or to be granted extra status or permission without first earning it or establishing credibility or rapport with the community.

Uh oh, the new guy just asked for lvl 5 dragons - tork alert!
Put on your tork-proof pants everyone, I'm opening membership...
Will somebody please kick this tork?

by Wonko Z Sane June 1, 2013

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Get the torkmug.

torked

broken.
when used in this sense, "torked" indicates anger and/or frustration with the situation.

Man, the hail from that storm really torked the roof of my car.

He got his face torked-up during that fist fight last night!

by 8080david@gmail.com July 5, 2009

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torked

retarded
or mentally challenged

Matt is torked, therefore, he requires specila care.

by St. Dumbfuck June 16, 2007

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peter tork

Bass guitarist and keyboardist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1968, 1986-1989, 1996-1997, and 2001. Multi-talented instrumentalist who also plays banjo, piano, guitar, organ and drums. Popular figure in the New York City/ Greenwich Village folk scene in the early 1960s. Other bands included Peter Tork and The New Monks, The Peter Tork Project, and the current Shoe Suede Blues. His Monkees legacy still lands him in many guest roles on sitcoms and occasional cameo roles in movies.

We were born to love one another
This is something we all need.
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
And what we have to be is free.
-Peter Tork, "For Pete's Sake"

by MusicFan August 1, 2004

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