Fecal tornado

The vortex of wind and human feces that forms when using an inverted-U shaped hand dryer.

It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.

by DrGerm November 28, 2018

Smoky tornado

When using breasts to stimulate a penis, the man lights his pubic hair on fire right before he is about to produce. Then the woman finishes him off using her mouth and puts out the pubic fire using a small electronic fan.

A.J. Daulerio tries to get women using the smoky tornado, normally with great success.

by Rtrock June 2, 2007

tornado flip

when your mom comes in while faping and you try to get your clothes on

WOW man I was fapping and my mom came in - fastest tornado flip I ever made!

by desmaster November 6, 2013

tornado siren

Some thing that screams every time there is high winds. Just like my mom when there is winds over 5 mph.

There was a tornado warning at one point. The sirens were loud. But the winds only reached about 10 mph. My mom was getting so scared she went out and started taping everything down with duct tape. In the background the tornado sirens are howling. She got so scared she started screaming. "EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTILE, EVERYTHING!!!" She was so loud. Oh boy...

by jakes_tornado January 12, 2015

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016

Tornadoey

When a tornado is a real possibility during a storm.

We better get to the shelter Burt, its gettin tornadoey round here.

by Eagleforce August 26, 2013

taco tornado

the female equivalent of a sausage fest. When girls enter a party that is filled with females.

Girl One: "Hey you ready for the party?"
Girl Two: "No Sandra just texted me and said it was a total taco tornado"

by thedude7114 October 16, 2012