topiary

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008

tophatspacedog

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

by PopoJø May 18, 2019

topaya

In Russian It Means A Stupid Girl.

Anna Topaya Blat.
Shto te delayish, shtoli topaya.

by Lala Ismailova August 2, 2006

Tophed

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009

Toni Topaz

The sweetest badass on riverdale. Cotton candy pink hair and a serpent’s jack are her style. The “oni” in ch”oni”

Your sensational- toni topaz

by justherefortoni August 26, 2018

Toph

Toph, aka The Blind Bandit, is the earthbender who joins Team Avatar in season 2 of the Nickelodeon cartoon "Avatar: The Last Airbender" to teach Avatar Aang earthbending. Despite being raised as a fragile little rich girl, she actually has a big straight-to-the-point attitude, is very opinionated and occasionally a little selfish. At the end of season 2 she discovers she can also metalbend and may well be the only metalbender in the world. She fights a bit with the rest of the gang (particularly Katara). Toph's blindness is overcome by her earthbending, as she can see even the tiniest object by sensing the vibrations it sends through the ground. She can even feel heartbeats which makes her a human lie detector. Toph was the only one to stand up for Zuko when he wanted to join the team to teach Aang firebending because she could tell he was being sincere is his offer to help.
In a sense she can see more than her visually sound teammates.

Toph is easily the most talented earthbender in the world.

by kiety January 6, 2008

Tophat Kat

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014