When shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your rectum, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
Dude: Here man shelf this.
Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.
Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.
Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
by JC, quoting Jimmy The Greek June 12, 2009
by Jacob Soltero January 10, 2012
A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.
by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004
by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004
Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 29, 2003
by mdiaz April 28, 2005
by Mcguiness January 21, 2015