Tookey

Another word for Vagina

Little girl: Mom what’s a tookey?
Mom: it’s your private part sweetie, it’s just a better word than saying Vagina.

by ShalissaJohnson August 28, 2020

Toomeyed

When one stretches and fondles or otherwise innappropriately touches another person in the same motion.

Person 1: "*sigh* , Toomeyed!"

Person 2: "AAHHH, I feel so violated, why would you do that?"

by dude0893 May 25, 2011

tooheys

More commonly referred to as Pooheys, it is not a beer, just a cheap, nasty, tasteless imitation.

Commerce Poof: "lets go to PAs"
Eng Dude: "dude, it's a pooheys pub. i'm not drinking that crap!"

by Rich June 23, 2004

Tooheys Old

The greatest Australian beer ever made. It is a Black Ale which has brewed and bottled in New South Wales since 1869 (and also available on tap at most pubs througout NSW) and commonly referred to simply as "Old". Unlike most commercially brewed Australian lagers (i.e. Foster's, Victoria Bitter, XXXX) which almost taste like tap water, Old possesses a full bodied flavour which makes it awesome.

Random Drinker: "TOOHEYS OLD, drink it cold..."

Drinker at Pub: "Yeah, can I have a schooner of OLD thanks?"

by 3xS October 18, 2010

tooheys extra dry

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co

Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!

by delta769alsoknownasscuba_456 March 19, 2008

Tooey

Tooey is a lush musician with odd habits that scare most everyone, but are oddly attractive.

A propensity to kiss boys/girls she has just met.

by Tooey February 21, 2005

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004