toothpick

Occurs when swimming 10 minutes after urinating.

hey does it feel like you have a toothpick in your dick?

by Kade,blaine May 18, 2008

toothpicker

Someone who goes to a big-box store to toothpick the samples.

There is always a toothpicker blocking the isle.

by Mathusula February 23, 2011

toothpick

The utter proof that society has lost it's head.

Have you ever read the wrapper of a toothpick?
No?
Well you might find that that clears it up for you.

by [GUC] a monkey August 11, 2003

toothpick

What resembles tyson's dick

hey toothpick boy!

by Josh March 23, 2004

Toothpicks

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird

Would you like a toothpick for xmas???

by Michelle December 12, 2003

domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.

Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.

by reid charboneau December 9, 2007

Dirty Toothpick

Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.

"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.

by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011