toothing

Toothing is a technological evolution of the sexual practice known as "dogging". People with Bluetooth enabled mobile devices broadcast to other Bluetooth enabled devices in the area that they are "up for a shag" They text some flirtatious sexual banter back and forth for a bit, then arrange to meet up for an impromptu shag in the nearest nook or cranny.

Im not going to the pub tonight, im feeling a bit horny, gonna go toothing at Liverpool Street Station instead.

by archibald crevice March 10, 2004

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

darn tootin

The redneck equivalent of "yes of course."

Are you gonna go pick up yer date, Billy-Bob?
Darn tootin! hyuk

by matt February 16, 2004

tothing

Running around pointlessly in a game instead of actually playing it.

"Why does Bob run around like that instead of actually playing?" "Oh, he's tothing"

by Garris0n January 6, 2013

rootinest, tootinest

A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.

Yosemite Sam is the rootinest, tootinest sumbitch with a six-shooter you ever did see.

by Dr. Venkman December 11, 2005

spread oneself too thin

Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."

With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.

by Lucvan January 16, 2011

Sweet-Toothing

The simple act of playing Eat, Sleep and Play's newest release, Twisted Metal 2012.

"I'm gonna go Sweet-Toothing tonight, you in?"

by Sweet Toother May 25, 2012