irish toothache

a man who is unable to practice fidelity due to his roving eye, incessant sex drive, or his low self-esteem...also known as a womanizer.

"That Carl is such a cad...if his lying won't get him wasted, his Irish toothache will!"

by Titus Breast February 22, 2009

toothache

A condition one reaches that requires the invocation of the fuck-buddy clause.

I made a mistake letting a new girlfriend move in too quickly, which caused a toothache, so I needed my fuck- buddy to come in and stink up the place before she got home, in the hopes she would catch a whiff and vacate. Afterward the fuck-buddy went to the grocery store looking for cheese.

by Hot mess-of-trouble August 3, 2021

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by anonymous March 5, 2024