by jnotosh December 8, 2010

A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.
Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.
Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....
Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....
Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010

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by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.
by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010
