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tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.
"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."
by MuseL May 27, 2008
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tool box

A female tool. You know, a tool, but a girl.
What a tool box! She's like the girl version of Carson Daly.
by z. appleton January 2, 2005
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redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!
by MCYT January 15, 2007
mugGet the redneck tool boxmug.

Tool-Box

Why are you such a tool-box?
by Tool's August 5, 2008
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tool box

a trader at Natexis Bleichroeder whose pythons are very sick. he is constantly ridiculed for his words and actions, even shunned.
"Got you are such a TOOL BOX!!!!"
by mpcevoy July 27, 2006
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roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
by Fridays1 February 24, 2017
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tool box

When your friend abuses everyone around them until you want to kill him.
Kyle is such a tool that he stayed out with Mallory until 2am and then he said he doesn't want her. Yea what a tool box
by NIc killer s May 14, 2007
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