Tool Shed Factory 

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

Tool Shed Factory by McEffinFly October 6, 2009

tool shed 

A slut (a tool being a male reprodtive organ, a shed being a place to put it.

Andrea is a toolshed

tool shed by eroc43 April 19, 2005

Tool Shed 

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

Tool Shed by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013

Tool-Shed Negro 

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)

"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"

Tool-Shed Negro by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019

Tool Shame 

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

Tool Shame by Kram Larry October 28, 2022

Tool Shed 

A compete tool, and is always one.

Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.

Tool Shed by nevet6snivram September 24, 2011

tool shed 

This is when he/she greatly exceeds the simple term of tool, toolkit etc.And has now infact become a greater loser then before, a toolshed.

Mike: geez John is such a douchebag.

Matt: yeah he's turned into a real fuckin tool shed.

tool shed by matt12327 July 25, 2008