A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.
Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
by Bosephus Reeegan March 14, 2013
Get the Toner mug.1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith
2.One who tosses dwarves
2.One who tosses dwarves
by trotscrot July 1, 2008
Get the dwarf tosser mug.A very small and green creature with a fishlike tail, a plain brown robe, a Chef's knife and a lantern.
From a series of games called final fantasy.
Seems harmless until it actually comes close enough to "Doink" you with its knife.
From a series of games called final fantasy.
Seems harmless until it actually comes close enough to "Doink" you with its knife.
by Copu_wheel_Kakashi March 31, 2004
Get the Tonberry mug.A small, green creature from the Final Fantasy series. Wears a cloak and carries a knife and lantern. At first, they appear very docile, and are often underestimated. Tonberries have immense HP, and are immune to most status problems. Their attacks can often KO in one hit.
"Look, it's a tonberry, Cloud! Better use that 'flee command' again! What's that Cloud? You think you can take him? Nice knowing you!"
by DarthLuigi36 March 11, 2005
Get the tonberry mug.Human garbage. Disease ridden filth monster. Its like a swamp monster mated with a pile of garbage and had an ass child abortion that crawled out of its own grave covered in dirt and excrement. It is a being of pure hate and malice. A Tozser lives off of cocaine and the fear of young nubile men. Prolonged exposure to a Tozser will cause, STD's, strange smells, sleepless nights, anxiety and possible death by scissors.
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Get the A - Tosser mug.Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.
Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.
by danimalbangbang September 12, 2005
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