Touche my dinker 

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

Touche my dinker by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

toucher club 

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

toucher club by Shoogy November 9, 2015

Toucher 

A person who touches (Could be sexual)

Ex: "yeah man, father jeff is definitely a toucher"

Toucher by Dr.Ben December 29, 2018

gutter toucher 

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.

Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas

gutter toucher by DS.Roach September 9, 2020

pee pee toucher 

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

pee pee toucher by jon f May 17, 2005

touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

wall toucher 

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

wall toucher by xx7 July 8, 2020