Tom

He’s a perverted demon

Tom crawled on the floor with all fours and hissed at me

by samthesugarman July 21, 2021

Tom

Socially awkward dickhead that likes Xbox more than pussy. Can be considered lesbian.

Ugh that dude is such a Tom

by Papekzbnsa June 10, 2019

Tom

Tom: Tom is generous and sweet. Tom can be a total man-child, tom can be perverted. But Tom is a man you'd be lucky to have because though he might live far away he wants to take care of you when your sick or sad. he wants to calm you down when youre mad and snuggle you to sleep every night. tom is sensitive and his feelings will brake easy but its ok because its better than building walls. tom likes to do impulsive things when hes having a bad week. Tom know what he does wrong when he does it and says sorry when it is unneeded. Tom is the most perfect, handsome man in the whole universe and im lucky to have him. I want to grow old and, if I solidly change my mind, have children with him. I want to sleep in his arms every night. I want to have adventures with him. He is my Dark Angel and I am his Dark Princess <3

Tom: I love you forever.
Me: I love you till the day after forever
*snuggles*

by DarkPrincess December 9, 2013

tomming

tomming is a word used to describe a pervert in the act of peeping at someone getting changed

man #1: dude are you tomming on my wife?
man #2: ....er..yeah
man #1:...cool

by spoofy May 13, 2005

tom

a very sexy man with huge dick and balls omg like huge very big.

girl: dam good sex with tom

by rowbo0301 January 24, 2019

Tom

A man's testicle.

My left Tom is so sore.

See also: Tom and Harry

by dick69 July 1, 2009

Tom

Known as God, God destroyer, and the god of gods. At an early age he was gifted with the art of plumbing.. at the age of 10 he was recognized as the greatest plumber in the world (winning his first Nobel peace prize). At the age of 14 he was able to touch a pipe and it would automatically be installed to code. Within a few years he was able to plumb entire buildings just by looking at the project. They say Tom is also able to control the flow of rivers and currents in oceans. Jesus Christ approached him when he was at the age of 20 and told him he was a god. Jesus was never seem again.

Pray to Tom
Bless me Tom

Heal me Tom

by Tomswitness September 12, 2019