tomb raider

decent video game.

by Joe the MOFO October 4, 2003

Tomb Raider

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

by Peevee May 23, 2006

Tomb Raider

Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.

"I totally raided that girl's tomb"
"DUDE! I just gave your mom the old Tomb Raider"

by Escargotman December 15, 2013

Tomb Raider

A young man whom has sex with an older woman. Male equivalent of a gold digger.

Ashton Kutcher is a real tomb raider.

by Mike Sackss February 4, 2008

Tomb Rolls

Its a roll with a slightest dusting of the pyramid sand with eye boogers as noodles

Wow look over theyre tomb rolls i want some

by Ateez best Group January 25, 2021

tomb of the unknown niggertot

The lone burnt black-ass tater tot at the bottom of the oven that no one with claim and smells like shit.

What is that smell?!!!! Oh man, that's the tomb of the unknown niggertot

by ZippyMoonbatJr March 24, 2017

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Washington DC. A sacred and solemn burial site. Used to hold remains of unknown or unidentified dead military, but some have been identified using modern DNA. The site in the U.S. of the highest respect for the military people who have been killed in war.

Typically guarded by soldiers who can never drink alcohol, smoke, and must live to high standards.

If George Bush shows up, please vomit on his uniform.

by SoberVoter December 3, 2004