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toothless wonder

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.
Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.
by kolman December 17, 2009
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Topottle

When i am alone, i Topottle the future
by Bob the Word constructor December 16, 2022
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Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.
After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.
by robomo January 10, 2011
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Toothless Adarsh

When a 13 year old kid , most likely born in jan or feb lost their front two teeth due to a biking accident near a steep bridge .
Friend 1: Yo who is that kid who lost their tooth
Friend 2 : Oh thats Adarsh
Friend 2 : he didnt loose just 1 , but two

Friend 1 : damn

Toothless Adarsh
by chokemeharderdaddy November 9, 2021
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Toothless Wonder

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.
by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019
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Toothless Bulldog

when a womans vagina is smashed from years of cock pounding to where it looks like a toothless bulldog
hey reevse that cougar has a toothless bulldog
by easypleaser November 26, 2009
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