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Toasting

When you aren't napping, but your eyes are closed and you're just chilling out.
Jack: Hey Bob, you're sleeping?

Bob: Nah man, just toasting.
by allena1212 January 6, 2023
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Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009
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Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"
by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009
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Toasting my noodle

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.
I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME
by Chris13 February 6, 2008
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Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
by nickl140 July 27, 2012
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toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.
man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!
by drue peakock November 23, 2004
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Toasting a marshmallow

When you're spooning with your partner and they fart on your dick causing you to get an erection.
While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.
by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014
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