Toasting
Toasting by allena1212 January 6, 2023
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Toasting the Pope
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
Toasting the Pope by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009
Toasting some epic bread
4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".
This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.
Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.
Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
Toasting some epic bread by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009
Toasting my noodle
When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.
Toasting my noodle by Chris13 February 6, 2008
Toasting a Bagel
A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
Toasting a Bagel by nickl140 July 27, 2012
toasting poo
when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.
toasting poo by drue peakock November 23, 2004
Toasting a marshmallow
While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.
Toasting a marshmallow by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014