Tastee

Tastee has one of 3 (three) definitions, and all are applicable depending on your specific situation.

1. If you're a female, a Tastee is another female friend that is particularly down for anything. She is one of your most fun, care-free and spontaneous friends.
2. When out in a public place, a Tastee can be an attractive individual of the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on what you're into) across the bar.
3. As this is the most commonly used version of the term, this is the definition people use to describe someone they are consistently hooking up with but not officially dating. After an introduction of "Tastee", it's then universally known by everyone that you're together, but not "together". If the relationship progresses even further to an exclusive dating relationship, that person is no longer a Tastee, but rather a girlfriend/boyfriend. As current dating trends show people are seeing each other more casually, this term is perfect for describing a relationship in its infancy without putting pressure on it.

Definition 1: "Hey Tastee... I know it's 2 a.m., but do you want to go to the strip club?" "Fuck yeah!"
Definition 2: "Hey, LJ, look at that Tastee across the bar over there." "Oh, yeah, he is pretty Tastee."
Definition 3: "Hey, everyone, this is my Tastee, LJ. We started hanging out 3 weeks ago."

by Tastee J June 12, 2013

toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use

Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

by I’m a toaster asshole May 4, 2020

Tushy Toaster

A heating device available in most luxury vehicles with leather interior that warms your butt and or back area too.

Hey Rick I know it's cold out but don't worry cause my car is equipped with tushy toasters.

by Dabossmanbaby January 25, 2012

Toaster quality

Mostly used to describe the bad quality of a YouTube video. Even lower quality than 240p. It's also known as "cell phone quality", because cell phones (excluding smartphones with good cameras) are known to have really low video quality.

Example video with toaster quality:

wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=IpFyvrHYpnI
Replace DOT with a "." (without the quotes).

by maxie526 January 16, 2012

Toaster Lover

The proclaimed enemies of Sir. James, in his war on the Toaster Revoltution. Called Toaster Lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters.... though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.

"I'll get ye, ye toaster lover" (direct Sir James qoute)

by James Dracon February 3, 2008

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018