Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 16, 2014

Lame Toad

A person who is being unusually lame. Can also be applied to objects or situations.

Gerber Babies are such lame-toads. I am tired of watching The Notebook, it is one hell of a lame toad.

by Quankmister February 8, 2010

Horny Toad

noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK

Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021

1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.

2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.

by Aubsidian December 21, 2021

Toadery

(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.

"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."

by Dark Humility November 9, 2009

toadie

A side kick, a tag-a-long, one who is sent to do the dirty work.

Vito was dissapointed when Vinnie didn't make good on his his wager; so, he sent a couple of his toadies out to break his shins.

by Cara Marie November 10, 2006

Toading

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken

Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*

by Wii Guy May 10, 2021