Toad

A small child-like being with a mushroom on its head.

You give Nintendo some magic mushrooms, and look what they did to the frogs...

by moofah December 7, 2003

Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.

Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs

by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020

toading

In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.

If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.

by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007

Toad

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

by podankster April 22, 2004

toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

by Light Joker September 27, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003