ass over teakettle

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels

"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."

by elegantly_wasted July 30, 2008

yamamoto taketora

the ace of nekoma / outside hitter for vc kanagawa. criminally underrated - how do you look at those fangs and not love him? bit of a twat at the start of the manga but becomes amazing as he develops. more talented than you realise!!

me: my favourite character is yamamoto taketora

everyone: who?

by taketorasaurus December 15, 2020

lamper i taket

"Lamper i taket" is norwegian for "Lights in the ceiling". The phrase are used a lot when people need to swear in secret. When you say "Nei, det var da som lamper i taket!", it could for example mean "For fucks sake!" or "Damn it!"

"Lamper i taket, i cant believe i lost the bus!"

by Silje aka the pup savage May 28, 2017

The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away

Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.

Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 2, 2014

Cherokee Teakettle

When banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly.

Ruth and I were going at it when I needed to take a leak. But we were having so much fun, I just gave her a Cherokee Teakettle instead.

by ReddMeat May 29, 2009

Amish Teakettle

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.

I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?

by Flodiculous Productions July 22, 2011