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titsex

A form of sexual intercourse involving the application of the penis in between the tits of a voluptuous woman. This procedure is most effectively performed with the addition of some form of lubricated substance which is used to facilitate the sliding friction between the respective sexual organs. It is advised to proceed with caution in the perfomance of the maneuver as there can be significant irritation to the head of the penis as well as a potential for the busting of a nut.
Hey baby, let's have us some titsex.
by Harry Schlong December 11, 2007
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tittens

The act of warming ones hands beneath one's breasts. Can be own or someone else's.
"I forgot my gloves, c'mere. Mmm, tittens."
by Jonathan Mohr December 26, 2007
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titsniper

Dirty man or boy that pervs at boobs from afar, sometimes secretly.
"Chas stop titsniping down Maddox st, you dirty titsniper!"
by CaptainAssBeard February 20, 2015
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Tittenluben

Adding lubricant (oil works best) to breasts prior to a titty-fuck.
"Honey, I'm ready for some tittenluben. I don't want your tube-steak rubbing my girls raw."
by JBPhoto October 22, 2009
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Tisent

Area between arse and ballbag. t'isent your ass and t'isent your ball bag.
"She licked the tisent off me."
by Sheamy October 12, 2011
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titser

Titser means that the teacher has a nice rack. It is derived from the word Teacher. A teacher is to teach, as a titser is to tits. A titser uses her boobies to get the attention of the students, but the students are really paying attention to somewhere else (particularly the titser's tits).
Did you see the new titser in our math class? She is so hot!
by mike0913 April 2, 2008
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titsonable

Useless, incapable of proving worth, such as: Tits on a bull
Mike is titsonable today, he can't seem to focus on the task at hand.
by Mikey New Shoes December 23, 2006
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