Tinkertard

Someone who believes they have superior repair skills, but in fact, has no idea what they are doing.

Jane had to bring her computer to Geek Squad, because her tinkertard boyfriend tried to fix it.

by [ɠřåþḛƑяᶙḭᵵ] November 4, 2008

Timbertots

-Middle school kids who consist of prostitots and eleventeen year olds.
-Come in packs of about 10

God damn timbertots

by STFUdonny April 4, 2009

Tinkertash

Prepubescent shit 'stashe often seen on teenage boys or mexicans.

Marcy: John is so hip.

Ellen: I know and his tinkertash makes him look so mature.

by Rezface November 5, 2012

Tinklerotomy

The actual procedure name for when a tranny gets their penis or tinkler cut off to become a full blown women. Trannies are referred to as post-op once the tinklerotomy is performed.

Bruce Jenner is doing the tinklerotomy on a live TV reality show so the whole world knows he is a post op tranny.

by TuckDCconnect February 11, 2015

tinkerbitty

An older woman, who likes to party. Collects random things such as rocks, doesn't have a job, and probably attended woodstock. Usually has a few tattoos, wears opals and turquoise jewelry. Listens to a lot of Beatles and has small feet and hands. Wears hair down or braided. Could be mistaken as a gypsy or a hippie.

Friend: Yo, your mom is so cool.
Me: Yeah, she's a tinkerbitty.

by a.wall86 March 13, 2016

Tallahassee Tinkertoy

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009

Tinkernoodle

Having to do with the tinkering of noodles and like objects. Usually slimy in substance and round in nature...the noodle must always be inserted into an orifice. The tinkering is almost always done in, or around a dim lit area such as parking lots and basements.

Night you two tinkernoodles.
Michelle is such a damn tinkernoodle.
That Cory bitch will tinkernoodle with anyone and everyone.

by SirMcNoodleton October 6, 2008