timberwolves

The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.

The Minneosta Timberwolves are going to be the best damn basketball team ever.

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

morgan timberwood

the swaggiest person ever. nobody beats morgan at being swag and edgy.

did you see how morgan timberwood just summoned a demon

by k1ngvoid October 25, 2020

timberwolves

The best team in the NBA with MVP KG, Troy Hudson, and Wally. Timberwolves are just unlucky everytime it comes to playoffs...

The Timberwolves just whooped on that teams ass. Totally embrassed them.

by KG April 29, 2003

timberologist

A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.

I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.

by Bretton and Brandon May 7, 2004

minnesota timberwolves

Ricky Davis is one of the leagues most exciting players, and one of the best dunkers as well. Mike James is one of the most underated players in the league. Randy Foye is probably the best rookie coming outta this draft. Kevin Garnett is simply one of the best players in the NBA.

Watch out for the TWolves in 06.

KG needs a ring. Time to get him one...

Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...

by Big Ticket September 16, 2006

timberwolfe

an abusive balding limp dicc

Don’t be a timberwolfe.

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

by Keturah November 20, 2009