Tightarming

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.

Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.

by cornstalk August 24, 2009

nightmare on puberty street

A crappy show we're forced to watch in middle school.

"Dude did you see nightmare on puberty street?"
"Not yet but that shits gay af."

by ReversingTime December 17, 2018

Bozo nightmare

A nickname for the prototypical trauma-inducing nightmare featuring psychopathic killer clowns.

I had a Bozo nightmare last night and you were in it.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016

Mr. Nightmare

The most prominent YouTuber in the horror community. Uploads allegedly true scary stories submitted by viewers along with imagery, music, and effects that make it entertaining asf. Recently hit 5 mill on YouTube. From New York. Does not interact with his fans much but we do know his real name is Tyler Benjamin Ventura and his mother recently had cancer.

Kohn Jasinski: "Bro i'm funna hop on Youtube what do I watch"
Jwayne Dohnson: "bro you gotta fr watch Mr. Nightmare dude's one of the best youtubers alive"
Kohn Jasinski: "ight bet"

by unintelligent human June 29, 2020

nightmare fuel

Something of an extremely disturbing nature, capable of inducing nightmares or other trauma. This is often something not meant to be disturbing. Popularized by "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and, later, James Lileks.

For some people, that S from Hell is pure nightmare fuel.

by Noah W. Smithee May 11, 2008

wet nightmare

When you fall asleep and you dream you're about to get laid, but then freddy krueger comes out and gets you off causing you to cum in real life.

Johnny woke up from a wet nightmare with wet pants after freddy krueger entered his dream and got him off.

by luckyfinnegan123 June 26, 2010