Booty ticklers

A type of gremlin that comes into your house to tickle your asshole.

If you don’t suck my toes, I’m going to make my gremlin booty ticklers tickle your ass hole! -Will Smith

by Willie Smielish June 13, 2019

Selling wolf tickets

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

turn-ticker

A mechanical device used in a car to signal to other motorists what direction you will take when changing lanes or turning. Commonly known as a"turn signal".

Fritz was driving down the road and was going to turn right onto the next street so he flipped his right turn-ticker on.

by tblsetters September 25, 2013

Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.

"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets

by kristinat September 30, 2007