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Mexican Threeway

When a man and woman (or another man) engage in the act of SEX. Half-way through their plundering, a Mexican midget jumps into the fun and stays between the two original fuck buddies for the rest of the ramming session.
Boy: Last night, I invited Pedro over for a Mexican Threeway. He was amazing. Too bad he was deported back to Mexico.
by DirtyLittleSpaniard July 6, 2011
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threeve

A number halfway between three and five that is not four.
I can do it. I will do it threeve times.
by Gondargle December 24, 2003
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treeware

One of those unfortunate 'fringe' words that has entered into the language - not popular enough for you to know what it means and not obscure enough for you never to have come in contact with it.

The type of word that thrives in the midst of ego inflating chain mail dreck destined to be circulated by the staff at universities everywhere. It will be sandwiched between two other equally esoteric words with equally redundant applications.

Used by supposedly tech savvy English Lecturers who believe that their ability to use such terms is inextricably linked with their (immense) technological skill.

These are the same Lecturers who spontaneously orgasm over the correct usage of a word like "poleaxed" or wear Atari T-shirts to conventions just for the recognition.
1

You type "treeware" instead of "hardcopy" when you're writing a cleverly worded course outline with your left hand whilst your right hand is busily engaging in ritual self satisfaction.

2

Mr (X) thought using the word treeware in his course outline would gain him some kudos amongst the class. Ironically the class had had so little exposure to the word that they all ended up on urban dictionary reading this definition instead.
by dtrax May 19, 2005
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threeway melon

Where three men each insert their penises into one of three holes leading to one conjoined gap in the middle. The objective is to be the first to cum without watching any pornographic or arousing content. Last individual to ejaculate will have to each the residue inside.
Hey, I know this might sound a little gay but wanna try that threeway melon game?
by Undercover MVP January 1, 2023
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Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.
Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.
by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022
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threeway freeway

To want to participate in sex with two partners, in addition to yourself (known as a threeway or menage a trois).
Julie wants to take a ride on the threeway freeway tonight, so the two of us are going to hook up with her friend Jill, who is bi.
by Lake 317 October 8, 2003
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maryjane threeway

The act of engaging in sexual activities while smoking weed.
My girl and I had a maryjane threeway last night.
by LewCIFER420413 December 18, 2012
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