Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020

thoughts of a dying atheist

Muse song...really good...by a really good band...it's dripping hott if you must know...espically cause it's by Muse.

Butter: I just heard 'thoughts of a dying atheist' by Muse and i am offically having a good day!

bella: i know what you mean!

Lezzi: it's ok...

(Lezzia then gets duffed up by Muse fans who appears when they hear the name Muse.)

by Gen <3's Muse May 27, 2007

thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".

man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!

by badword666 October 25, 2020

Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.

I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.

Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.

Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."

by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020

thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020