torsten

verb to do something dumb knowingly.

Dumb #1: Look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!

by bigfatbernie November 15, 2007

thirsten

to be thirsty but not thirsty enough to do anything about it

jimmy: bro, im thirsten, get me some drank
bobby: hold up bro, why don't you get drank
jimmy: i never said i was that thirsty

by averyss September 16, 2010

Thostenson

1. The act of flaking out or lying.
2. Someone who is acting like an asshole.

"Looks like he pulled another thostenson."
"Stop being such a thostenson."

by Alex Thostenson April 6, 2008

Dirty torsten

When a man shits all over the floor then gets his gay partner to screw In the shit

And eats the left overs

Oh my lord chad gave me a dirty torsten
I can't wash the taste out of my mouth

by Drubbleses December 20, 2019

Torsten

Ass hole

Torsten is a ass hole

by ImA_Person November 20, 2019

Torsten

a guy who sticks straws up his ass home then proceeds to take the straw out and drink it

Person 1: Yo do you know Torsten?
Person 2: oh yeah that one guy who sticks straws up his ass and pulls it out?

by ALYSSAGF April 8, 2023

Torsten

Torsten is a poopy pant looking headass boy, he’s the tile of guy to snore nd go mimimimimi

Person 1: Omg is that Torsten?

Person 2: I bet he winds up his punches

by Memedealertm January 5, 2022