thobit

Dumb knob, who sits and gets high off his face recreationally. One who lives in Middle Earth, and builds Arsenic water filters for recreation.

Oh look there's a Thobit.

by Zanelias February 6, 2014

thoitch

an interesting form of calling someone a thotty bitch. A girl that will only talk to you if your attractive and enjoys getting attention from guys that try to get at her but will never have a chance.

That girl is a major thoitch! I dont know why guys like talking to her. Her vagina probably whistles when she walks

by Whereswaldo June 27, 2015

topitate

Doing nothing. Being lazy

I am going to Topitate all day.

by Topi37 August 10, 2016

Thoptions

Multiple male/female flings you would never have a relationship with!

No, I dont like her, she's just one of my thoptions

Thot + Options = Thoptions

by Kervin&Kerwin May 16, 2016

Thoptions

Multiple female/male flings that you would never have a relationship with

No, I don't like her, she's just one of my thoptions

by Kervin&Kerwin May 16, 2016

thotitat

An environment in which thot's particularly thrive in.

Most thotitats can can be indicated by loud noise, epilepticy inducing strobe lights, discarded bottles of strawberry svedka and other thots.

In the event of a thotiat being established in your vicinity, most professionals recommend immediate thotination.

However, most thots can be incited to relocate with gifts of shitty potato based alcohol and most recreational drugs.

A: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Yes, I have the signs of a thotitat being established in my area, can you help me?
A: Understood sir, dispatching a thotinator to your area immediately.
B: God bless you.

by TH0T P0L1C3 September 15, 2017

Thopter

Thot-helicopter. A thot who goes to a club and hovers around looking for someone to sleep with.

There’s a fleet of thopters in this club tonight.
“Girl, stop being a whole thopter.”

by Kris Reign September 28, 2018