The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011

Theiffer

A black person who hates white people, simply because of their skin color.

"That theiffer hated Al Gore so bad, she personally punched a hole in the ozone layer."

by Xavier's Mother January 19, 2010

Joule Theif

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules. Joule Theif

by pra ra ra April 18, 2020

theif rolls

Fat rolls so deep you can shoplift with them bitches.

I used my theif rolls to get me an xbox.

by the big mason May 25, 2009

TheFormalPickle

Ashes boyfriend, but almost as importantly the formalest pickle you will ever know.

TheFormalPickle just uploaded another 7 hour video!

by seajayboats November 20, 2022

fry theif

steals frys

the fry theif steals frys from children

by hoe boe April 19, 2022

Theifternet

(Noun) Pirating wi-fi from a neighbor and thusly gaining Internet access.

"Man, I'm glad my neighbor doesn't have a security code for his wi-fi, I've been on the theifternet for 3 whole weeks.

by Anavryn2003 March 11, 2009