grand mal tweetstorm

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019

tweetscape

To trim or groom ones public Twitter stream by deleting low-value tweets (excessive "at" replies, retweets, or drunken tweets). The goal of tweetscaping is to give the impression that the account owner is an interesting, balanced, and witty individual by highlighting tweets which demonstrate topically, breadth, and humor while removing tweets that reveal the author to, in fact, be narcissistic, pathetic and/or bat-shit crazy.

See also wallscape

Trish had to quickly tweetscape her Twitter page to remove the 19 angry public replies to her (now ex) boyfriend.

by Fitzroy August 17, 2009

Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.

Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."

by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

Tweetslacker

Someone who Fails to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010

Theeds

Marc’s long lost boyfriend that beats up fat women named after seasons

Oh shit, I love Theeds

by BigDickCabaniss October 20, 2018

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014

indirect tweets

A tweet which talks about someone else but doesn't directly mention them.

"I think you are beautiful but we need to talk more. Your account is great!" Thats an indirect tweets

by PeopleThezDayZ November 2, 2013